If you never take it seriously you never get hurt (and you could win a rabbit)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JANE

Today is Jane's birthday

She is 18.

Jane wanted to buy beer

to celebrate.

She always gets

proofed.

I never get

proofed

because if it's

an old guy behind

the cash register

I ask him

how many kids

does he have

and if it's a

young guy

I smile and talk

of his wavy brown

hair.

Jane doesn't do that

and that's why she can't

buy beer.

Today, though, she can

but the guy at

the cash register

is really stoned
out

and doesn't ask for

her proof - just her
money.

Jane asks him if

he wants to see her

proof.

He thinks she is

under age and maker her

put the beer back.

She comes out crying.
I have to go in

and buy

the beer.

-Sue Sipos

The kids named Jane aren't the brightest

Si hacer falsos statements es lo de hoy
Si viajaran al pasado dejarían que un maestro los siguiera a ustedes y a sus amigos y les tomara fotos?

Yo no, y es por eso que ahora no estoy en las portadas de los discos de Dinosaur jr

o la de The thrills.

Jhon Szabo como que rifa y controla.
Y el sabado descubrimos que puedo hacer jerarquías en una comunidad de falsos vagabundos y que la pose de “Palero borracho malo” existe. Oh yes, I’m productive.